Finally!

Since the beginning of my blogging career I've felt like the fat, pimply girl that never got asked to the school dance.
Drew Barrymore adequately portrays my emotions as the character Josie Grossie in one of my faves, "Never Been Kissed."

I know you guys are confused and probably thinking, "Why, Narcist, you're so wonderful, and witty, and lovely, what do you have to be insecure about?" Well the truth of the matter is yes I may come off as the picture of confidence, but inside I was worried that nobody truly loved me because I was never tagged for a meme. I lurked around other's memes laughing and sometimes commenting hoping that one day somebody would ask me to join in the festivities. But alas, it never happened and I was left eating brownies alone bitterly muttering, "I didn't want to do one anyway."

After gaining a bunch of weight waiting around, I decided to be a woman of the new millenium and asked one of the coolest, most popularest kid in the blogosphere to meme me! She said yes and even gave me a 14 bun salute (which I like to think of as my corsage)


So, I've got all gussied up (in my pink pj's) and I'm ready to PARTY!!

Finally without further ado, is my first meme!!!!

4 Dishes I Like to Cook:
1. red velvet cupcakes
2. funfetti cupcakes
3. yellow cupcakes
4. carrot cake cupcakes

4 Qualities I Love in People:
1. People who can cook foods other the cupcakes
2. People who don't interrupt my television time
3. People who buy me presents
4. People who know how to drive

4 Places I Have Been: (in the 07)
1. Nigeria
2. Miami
3. Canada
3. You're boyfriends bed=) (SIKE!!!)

4 Dirty Words I Like
1. Naughty
2. Trampy
3. Cunt Slut
4. Poop

Wow, that felt good. I was expecting the first time to hurt a little, hopefully I won't end up pregnant after this;)

Guess Who's Going to Mexico?

Muah Bitches!

(I'll wait for your jealousy to subside before I continue)

Actually that's all I really wanted to say. Madmoiselle just made her 100th
post so I felt like a slacker and decided to post something today=)I would go to B's page and harrass her about changing addresses and then not posting, but I don't really have any room to talk.

Okay, off to study=)

(I lied, I'm going on facebook and myspace first)

I'm Not Dead...I'm Just A Quitter

Hello Blogger Friends!

I know it doesn't seem like it but I've missed you so. I've tried to stop by a few of your pages intermittently and leave my two cents just so you know I still care. I done a lot of things in the past two weeks and I've even began to write about them.

Like there's the blog that I started about the worst road trip I ever took. Now I know I tend to be dramatic but the trip was seriously scarring. I drove down to A&T for their homecoming with my two cousins, my two sisters, my two good friends, and my gay friend. We slept at my cousin's cousin's (not a typo, she is the cousin of my cousin) apartment down there and I seriously went through changes. There was an auto accidents, an avoided hate crime, four mental breakdowns, and a banging chicken sandwich (it was a DAMN good chicken sandwich). I never finished that blog because just reliving the experience pissed me off (with the exception of the chicken sandwich), I'm still missing my flat boots and flat iron and I KNOW that theiving tramp has it! Anyways, like I said writing about it, angers me so I quit and went to eat ice cream...

I also started a blog about my friend's 24th birthday party. It was a dinner party and it was pretty damn fabulous. I looked so freakin cute that I couldn't stand it! There was a belly dancer and great food! The blog was on it's way to being posted until I realized that I didn't have my camera to post the pictures. I looked everywhere for my camera and couldn't find it ANYWHERE. So I quit and went to watch my DVR'd shows...

I've read alot in these past few weeks and I decided that I should volunteer my opinion on the books I read. I began my reviews, but then my best friend called so I quit...

Then I was going to blog about how my God daughter was a kitty for Halloween. She was the cutest thing ever, in the whole, entire universe, seriously I'm not exaggerating. That was all I had to say about that (hmm a slight Forrest Gump reference) so I quit that blog too...

So there you have it. That's what I've been up to during this hiatus. I'll also have you know that it took alot for me to actually finish this post because I was going to quit it and go out to dinner with my friend. He's running late though so I got to finish! HOORAY!